Video is at end of this post.....
1. Has anyone ever taken a tea bag and seeped it in hot coffee instead of hot water? If so, what would the marriage between tea and coffee be called? I am actually surprised this hasnt been done yet, seeing as how every other "competing" thing seems to be mixed together--Guinness and Bass for a "Black and Tan" for example. After I write this, I am sure St. Arbucks will start selling some foofy sounding coffee/tea drink for 7.50
2. Why do people--when they are trying to explain something to you and can't figure out the word they are trying to say--somehow "move" their arms toward you in an assertive fashion as if somehow that will make you understand what they want to say...its like they are trying to wield the word out of thin air or something.....
3. People who say something like: "Well, if you are making that statement, then I guess my question would be blah blah blah...." I GUESS MY QUESTION WOULD BE? You dont even know the question you are asking? If you dont know the question you are asking then shut up. I am annoyed by the continual castration of the English language
4. The loudest are the weakest. Myself included. Just remember that. The loudest are the weakest.
5. No one ever takes a doggie bag home when they go out for breakfast
6. On my way up to Machias a few weeks ago, I noticed a new housing development called "Oakfield Estates." This simply cannot be. A "field" with "Oaks" in it is no longer a "field." A field with Oaks in it is called a "forest." Screw those rich developers
7. Here's a funny expression: "It scared the living crap out of me!!" Ya know....versus all the "dead" crap you have inside. Actually, come to think of it, I would rather have dead crap in me than living crap....crap is gross enough...I dont want to think about it now "living." Now we've entered the set of "Alien" or something....
8. A Universal Truth: It is impossible to pull out a sofa bed while there is another person in the room with whom you are not romantically involved and not feel dirty and pornish.
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3 comments:
Hey Callum good job, too cute.
Hey Jared, um,,, "Can I Ask You A Question"...... um,,,,,,, think you already did with that line, that should be in your meanderins, why do people ask you a question to see if they can ask you a question.....
Thats All. :)
That a boy Callum, you have good balance!
I love the video! I haven't laughed as much in days. It's just what I needed to make me feel human again.
Thanks, little moo. I love you!
I can probably plead guilty to most of your meanderings but the most recent for me would be no.1. Last
Saturday when Amanda and I were having girl's day, we were thirsty so we went through the drive-in at Dunkin Donuts and ordered ice tea. Peach to be exact. Well, Amanda took a sip and I took a sip of mine and almost spit it right out. It was disgusting! It tasted just like fresh brewed coffee with peach flavor. I guess they ran the tea through a coffee pot and didn't bother to clean it or something. Anyway - coffee and tea crossed would not be my favorite taste sensation - yuck. Amandas was fine.
Happy Easter, everybody!!!!
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