Thursday, September 17, 2009

Blog Superlatives

My buds and I have been doing these over email lately....about all the people with whom we went to high school (and are now on facebook). It is fun. So, I decided to "stir the pot" a little and do some superlatives on people who usually read this blog. As usual, feel free to add. And lighten up.....

Most likely to warn EVERYONE, FOREVER about all the things in the world that are "hot": Callum

Biggest fan of MET's posts: Ortiz

Most likely to bash ANYTHING that Obama ever says, does, or thinks, or excretes: Aunt June

Most likely to "should have" bought stock in Hannaford: George

Most likely person to be "anonymous": Actually, I have figured out who it is! But I'll wait for their next comment to expose them....

Most likely to have a physiological disorder that causes one's age to unexplainably go from 30 to 87 in the span of one year: Jared OR Amanda

Most likely 2030 Tour de France winner: Callum Goldsmith

Most likley to be 2030 world champion staring contest winner: Jackson Favry

Most likely to post the same exact comment two or three times in a row: Nannie

Most likely to update their blog at some point BEFORE 2030: Melathan

Most likely to win 2010 " International British TV Show Trivia Challenge": Jared

Least likely to get a driver's license: Lynne

Least likely to forget to bring a stool when travelling: Ortiz

Most likely to have parasocial relationships with stuffed animals: Mel

Most likely to get made fun of for AT LEAST the next 2 years for wearing "ENYCE" hip hop clothing at the last family get-together: Ortiz

Most likely to "start running Monday": Jonathan

Least likely to finish knitting a sweater: Sorry hon....

Most likely to have the false allusion to that he is some type of "farmer" even though he lives on .25 acres: Jared

Least likely to keep classroom the way it is for the next .5 week: Michelle

Most disdain for organic chemistry: Chhrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrisssss

Most likely to use personal grooming products containing the same name as the person using said products: Anthony

Least likely to be able to fix anything around the house: Jared

Most Eddie Bauer sweatshirts: Bob

Most clubhouse visits (with the exception of the immediate family): TIE-Jay and Timmy

Most likley to return clothes to Chicos this week: Nannie

12 comments:

Michelle said...

Love this post, Jared! You are absolutely dead-on in your assessment of both me and Chris...too funny. I'll have to come up with something funny for you...where did you get all of these ideas? They're great!

Karen said...

WHERE AM I??? I'M HURT.

aunt june said...

great post and pretty darn accurate, but could you please put a picture of Callum on all of your posts! lol I just love looking at him. Thanks

Sally Piles said...

Most likely to order nachos, caesar salad, or anything with blue cheese dressing: Mel

Most likely to have been a rapper in past life: Steve

Kristin said...

i won nothing

belle said...

I didn't win anything either Kristin.

jared said...

oh....kristin and michelle....i didnt know you guys still read the blog.....my bad

(haha)

Ortiz said...

Most likely not to find greeting cards in Maine-Jared. most likely not to help carry things in because he doen't have his orthepedics in, Jared.Most likely in 2020 to win the ass scratching championship, Jared.....I could go on for ever.

Unknown said...

keep going Ortiz. Please. I beg you.

I had no idea about the orthopedics. Thanks for the ammo.

jared said...

ORTHOTICS....NOT orthopedics. THey are insoles because I inherited flat feet from my old man.....

yeah....keep going dad....haha

Anonymous said...

this blog was a riot, although you forgot "Most likely to eat buffalo chicken for the rest of their life"

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